Calgary just wants to party with you.
(Source: around-about, via johnnysevenfive)
do you ever just “what the fuck is the point” so hard that you stop everything you’re doing and stare and pretty much wonder why you don’t vanish from existence because the level of done you are should pretty much deconstruct your biological makeup
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and all her family members be behind her like “GOOD ANSWER! GOOD ANSWER!”
(Source: aboysbestfriendishismother, via jojmclennon-starr)
The Ultimate LeBron James Flopping Reel [Click for more]
Yeah but Jordan had a better call-in-sick-to-work voice.
i was hanging out with friends and we saw that text post that said boobahs look like uncircumcised penises and i just
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